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I'm a dog ya daft lot, did you really think I could create my own Page!!!

Nope thought not, but you see I am one of those special furry things that can do things other dogs can't (Hmm too much Heineken I think...hic)

I was born I think on January 14th 2001, ahh those were the days, I could crawl into any little nook or cranny and sleep.

People say that we are nutters, how dare they? in fact we are quite clever, I mean what sort of dog keeps doing the same trick for just one stupid biscuit.

The art in being clever is to get you human thingies to give us a biscuit after doing a trick first time around and then we can go back to sleep!

My owner tried to get me a job one day, problem was that the desk was too high for me, I mean look in the picture and see if you agree with me?

I tried my best to fix those computers, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach the power button!.

As I got older I started to realise that if I sat at the top of the stairs waiting for the postman, that I could get to the door quicker than him, snigger, it scared the living daylights out of him when I launched at the door.

I haven't told you about the day that I nearly got pulled for speeding, well have a look at the photo and you tell me....I know great init, I would have liked to see the constable explain that to his sergeant?

I'm now nearly 9, quite grey around the moustache now, but I look like my owner, but still fit as a fiddle and I do love my family.

Frank ¦ October 2009

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